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Sorry, that should have been "quick warning...". No edit opportunity on these posts, apparently.

I like to mess with them when they call. I tell them they have the right person, but I have Turetts Syndrome and I am prone to uncontrollable swearing at any and all times. I then ask them what the call is about. . .but before they can tell me I start to discuss there "parentage" with them and what a sorry bunch of [***] they all are. . . then I get real sweet and apologetic to them and just when they start to talk again I start by getting even nastier than the first time. . . usually about there wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend is [***] or a gay monkey or something all together worse. . . . then all sweet and apologetic again before telling them what I would like to do to them in the shower tomorrow morning. . . then all apologetic again. . . and so on and so forth. They usually give up on the second or third fit that I pitch to them, but sometimes they give me the chance to get really creative before getting all frustrated. Oh yes, next time they call, try telling them that you don't have a phone and therefore you must hang up immediately. . . that one really messes with their feeble minds.

They call my house 8.A.M don't leave a message. Called many times Had to block all calls.